A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
3:00:00 PM
i cant help but constantly feel stressed over something stupid,or not so stupid.and,istillcantbelieveaparticularoutcome.goodandbad, i think..but i still feel deprived.grrand i am utterly bothered by the fact thati have to take this particular thing (and complete another task as well) in july.what happened to my onemonths worth of complete relaxation,which commences upon the arrival of the 1st of july???iwannarunaway
11:55:00 PM
lovee the pencil skirt:]
 
and i love how leighton's able to pull off such an outfit so impeccably.this garb, and many others :]
pity its an imperative that i must shake off those wishful thoughts of finding some replica as i am clearly aware of the catastrophical outcome should i even attempt such a feat. :[[[ but i AM gonna hunt down some adorable/bold pairs of heels/footwear and hopefully be fortunate enough to find those i have in mind:}
as for those various long lengthies that overlays the legs, still in deep consideration. but i must admit, i am indeed heavily tempted.
oh and leighton looks bad blonde.
  digressing, im so happy blake lively's not little miss perfect as perceived in gg:) haha im so annoying.
"its hopeless"and you thought life couldnt get any suckier
9:43:00 PM
oh yes, that is what it is called--a series of unfortunate events.
11:46:00 PM
i am so glad one of my most dreaded days have finally passed me by:)that itself has lifted one heavyheavy feeling in my heart.ogee..so many things have happened this yearand it just keeps coming, unwelcomed.okay.i dread the idea of work.i wish i didnt have to force myself out of bed every morning.thats the most sickening part of each day :lpoo
6:57:00 PM
well, things have not changed for the better.in fact, it seems to be getting worse.it either remains as sucky as it already is,or another unwanted unfortunate whatever will surface.days are moving forward with anticipation that is slowly but surely fading into almost nothingness.
faith that started off strong profound is now diminishingand is reaching the state of voidnessand i question why.without getting answers.and so it becomes cyclic.the knowing the attempt but reluctant acceptance the hope the faith the withering the diminishing the fading the attempt but failed understanding the wanting the yearning the screaming the yelling the agony the pain reality practicality ...yes.my mind hasnt had some peace some tranquillity
and is in need of it.
days havent been long and neither has work been exhaustingyet the constant incessant unceasing relentless unrelenting thoughts overworks the mindleaving me mentally exhausted every dayat an early early hour of 8/9+on the brighter side of things,uhm wait.there is no brighter side.emotions - logic= faith
9:26:00 PM
EVERYTHING has been
nothing but HORRIBLE recently.
11:51:00 PM
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